Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver....and won.
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, now they are just called the Islands.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the Earth down.
When you flip China over it says made by Chuck Norris.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep everynight he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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